Yes Pecan!

February 3rd, 2009

The Liberal Ice Cream Industry shoving their agenda down our throats again…literally

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Ben & Jerry created a “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama.

For Dubya they asked for suggestions from the public.
Here are some of their favorite responses:
- Grape Depression
- The Housing Crunch
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut’n Accomplished
- Good Riddance You Lousy $%^&^%… Swirl
- Iraqi Road
- Chock ‘n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Guantanmallow
- imPeachmint
- Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese’s-cession
- Cookie D’oh!
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate… and Torture
- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Country Pumpkin
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- WMDelicious
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands…with nuts

Safe and Sound

January 21st, 2009

Other than being the worst day of transportation in my life thus far, today was a darn good day. Mostly because whenever I say “President Obama” I get a grin on my face.

Now I’m back in Madison, which clearly took quite the Guardian Angel.

To start things off, Maria, Liz and I got to our bus stop an hour early today, even though the printed tickets only suggested being 15 minutes early.  When we got there, it became quite clear that A) the bus company that was supposed to transport us from DC (Chinatown, to be exact) to Philly was illegitimate and corrupt, and B) that New Century Travel had oversold the available bus tickets seven to eight times over. 

We fought and yelled and complained with the other passengers to pass the time as we vied and failed to get on a bus. I went into the sketchy basement office of the company, only to wait in a long line and then be yelled at by the woman in the glass ticket box in a language I didn’t understand. At one point we all offered to stand on the bus so that at least we could get to Philadelphia and catch our flights back home. Apparently, while they didn’t ban illegal ticket overselling, federal regulations did in fact ban standing on buses.

Finally, after calling and calling, we got ahold of a Lucy’s dad from DC, and he raced over to pick us three up and drive us the three hour trip to Philly. By that time it was 10:00 and we had 1:45 flights to catch.

We sped off to PA, enjoyed some East Coast (aka real) traffic and toll booths during my first ever visits to Delaware and Pennsylvania. Once at the airport, Liz and Maria ran up to their gates and got into the back of the line as their plane was boarding. Thank God for pre-printed boarding passes. I guess I was luckier because I scarfed down a piece of pizza before catching my 2:00 flight to Milwaukee.

 

Once I finally flew into Green Bay, mom picked me up in the white Taurus and we drove off immediately to Madison, all my college stuff in the backseat. 

We talked intently for about 45 minutes, as I recounted my trip in detail. All of a sudden, on the Lake Butte de Mortes Bridge, I noticed mom reacting to something, looked up, and like a movie saw two cars in front of us swerving off the road. Mom slammed on the brakes, and claims I said “It’ll be alright” right before the airbags exploded.

I sat in the passenger seat frozen solid, praying that another car wouldn’t come slam us from behind. After what seemed like forever, I yelled that we had to get out of the car, and got out my door.

Then I noticed mom wasn’t getting out. I ran around to the driver side of the car, and realized her door was jammed shut, nearly impossible to budge. I yelled that she should get out the passenger door, and she got the message.

B-e-a-utiful.

B-e-a-utiful.

Soon enough, the blue sirens pulled up screaming (no thanks to me, I dialed 911 and the line was busy) to take care of the five car pile up.

Thank God no one was hurt. No one even used an ambulance. Even the gentleman whose car flipped into the median, after some of the other victims pulled him out, was up and walking around.

The windshield right in front of mah face.  Note the lovely deflated airbag.

The windshield right in front of mah face. Note the lovely deflated airbag.

So Matt, my uncle’s brother, drove me and my crap the rest of the way down to Madison, and here I am, ready to start a new semester, and a new era with a new (and improved) President.

Inauguration Day

January 20th, 2009

Today was a big day for our country.

It started out with my cell phone alarm waking me up from a three hour nap promptly at 4 am. I bundled up for battle with the cold using the light of my cell phone so as not to wake my four roommates.

Somehow I was fired up and ready to go, even after my brief collapse into sleep on the floor in my sleeping bag, because I knew that this was a one time deal.

I stood out in the cold waiting for a bus, which took me to the surprisingly empty Metro. On the subway I met some tour guides who were admittedly addicted to Mountain Dew and kept repeating the dire consequences of consuming three hot dogs for breakfast at 5:00 in the am.

When I got off at the only station for my security checkpoint, I didn’t quite get off, right away. The platform was so overcrowded that there was nowhere for me to go as I attempted to exit the bowels of the blue line subway car. By the time I finally got on the platform, I was shepherded along with all the other cows to the far end of the platform, pushing and jostling all the way, until we got to the barely moving line to get to the stairs (more commonly known as ‘turned off escalators’). Those stairs led to another line to embark on the world’s tallest escalator up to the surface of the brisk night/dawn.

The Federal Center Metro station...

The Federal Center Metro station...

The atmosphere I emerged into was frenzied. I was still alone at this point, and so set off to meet up with some friends to share in the euphoria with. I elbowed and ‘excuse me’-ed myself through countless throngs of sardines, several of whom uttered “Hey now, Obama doesn’t like people who lie” when I told folks I was moving up to meet friends. Finally we met just in front of the Silver ticket gate.

When the gates opened, it was a free-for-all. We ran to the security checkpoints (queasily lax), ran across the street, ran to get the closest spots we could, then proceeded to stand and talk Obama with our uncomfortably close yet ecstatic neighbors. 

The Silver ticket section was right behind the frozen solid Reflecting Pool, with a large area reserved in front of the section for handicapped attendees. After a few hours of waiting, someone bold enough to risk death by Secret Service bullet jumped the divider fence of the handicapped section and ran up closer to the edge of the reflecting pool. Then a few more people jumped over. As I realized what would happen, I was forced forward by the surging crowd behind me lest I prefer to be trampled to death on Barack’s big day. My only fear was that the crowd wouldn’t know when to cease thronging and the row of folks in wheelchairs would end up flying out onto the frozen Reflecting Pool.

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The ceremony itself was phenomenal. The music was great, Barack’s speech was truly, truly what our nation needs and wanted to hear (although no mention of the dog(s) for Malia and Sasha as I had presumed). Although Aretha Franklin’s and Rick Warren’s pieces were, in my opinion, ho-hum, the benediction held numerous messages delivered with perfect timing. Even Chief Justice Robert’s flub during the swearing in seemed somehow in place.

We jeered Liebermann, Cheney, and Bush, and cheered Gore, Clinton, and the whole Biden/Obama crew.

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Dubya and Laura heading back to TX. "Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!"

Dubya and Laura heading back to TX. "Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!"

I feel truly blessed to have been present at the 56th Presidential inauguration, the first in many, many ways. There were so many sensations I could have only experienced by being there at the ceremony. From the squawking of the seagulls as they swooped around the Reflecting Pool, to the distant Police sirens of the city that served as a reminder of the harsh world surrounding the festivities. There was the boom of the cannons as soon as Barack became President Obama, and by far the coolest, the echo of the crowd and Barack’s speech as the time delay sent the cheers of millions back to us from all the way down the mall.

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During the benediction, I just stared at the crowds in front of me at the Capitol, and felt the real power of this day. Change really has come to Washington, to our country, to our world.

After we skated across the Reflecting Pool, we headed out with millions of fellow Americans.  Maybe someday soon the reality of what happened will finally set in. Until then, I’ll just keep enjoying saying “President Obama.”

Americans skating on their tax-funded Reflecting Pool

Americans skating on their tax-funded Reflecting Pool

Mill-town

January 19th, 2009

The flight from Green Bay to Milwaukee was, well…short.

They packed us in a tiny plane with new leather seats that was hotter than heck, de-iced the wings, then took off for the whopping 19 minute flight. 

I closed my eyes and then quicker than a scene change on a TV show, the flight attendant got back on the PA and said we were beginning our descent into the Milwaukee metro area.

There was a tiny red-headed munchkin on the plane two rows in front of me who reminded me both of my Irish cousin Liam with his red hair, and of that short guy from the Ricardo Montalban show with his cries of “De plane, de plane!” I couldn’t help but think, wow, it’ll sure be nice for him to grow up with a President he can look up to. Not just cause he’s short.

I couldn’t help but glancing out the left side window and the beautifully brightening horizon up in the sky. Now I sit here in Milwaukee gazing out on the mountains of cloudy haze rolling off Lake Michigan, topped by a golden sunrise and an ever whitening sky. It’s gonna be a good day.

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Greetings/Farewell from Austin Straubel

January 19th, 2009

I’m sitting here feeding off of wi-fi in the business room of Green Bay’s airport, excited beyond belief for the inauguration, and a little disappointed that McDonald’s was not open for my iced coffee or bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

All the CNN stories and newspaper articles about tomorrow are starting to be more than just excitement grease–they’re finally becoming reality. 

In line to check-in I met two folks from Iron Mountain who worked for Habitat for Humanity. They were heading down south to Atlanta for a Habitat for Humanity conference. One of the ladies said the Atlanta aquarium was going to have a huge screen broadcasting the inauguration tomorrow. She’ll be there watching Barack with the fishes.

Well I’ll keep updating periodically from DC. Make sure you take the time to truly enjoy the experience of the uniquely American transfer of power tomorrow. You’ll be asked about it years from now.

Oh, and the cheesehead stayed in Green Bay.

Packing

January 17th, 2009

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Hey everyone,

I’m starting to get my things together for my three day venture to DC and the inauguration of Barack Obama as our nation’s 44th President.  Up to 5 million flooding the city to witness the swearing-in of our nation’s first African-American and only second non-WASP President—-yeah I’m excited.

I fly out of Green Bay at 6 am on the 19th, I’m staying with a friend at Georgetown, meeting up with friends from all over, then arriving back in Green Bay by 4:30 on the 21st.  

I am lucky enough to have a ticket to the ceremony for having been a delegate to the Democratic National Convention this past August.  Now let’s just see if my plan to wear a cheesehead on the mall actually comes through…

Barack-in’ around the Christmas Tree

December 6th, 2008
Merry Christmas from all of us!

Merry Christmas from all of us!

 

Happy Holidays everyone!

Super Obama World

November 22nd, 2008

You like Super Mario Bros.? Of course you do! You’ll love this even better! Level up for change!

“The Onion” sums up post-election for Obama campaign volunteers…incorrectly

November 9th, 2008

Check out this Onion News story for some laughs. The funniest part: there’s a hint of truth in here ;)

Dreams are for everyone

November 7th, 2008

What an incredibly historic event we have all just been a part of. I still have pangs of utter disbelief several times a day—-how do things this wonderful happen? President Barack Obama? It seems almost too much to handle. 

In a few short months, we will have a President who we can listen to with respect, who we can trust, who the world respects, who will fight for everyone, and who will always be honest with us. This is an event that our great-grandchildren will read about in history books; not because of Obama’s ethnicity, but because of the historic turning point this is in our nation’s history.

It certainly is an enormous stepping stone for this country to elect out first African-American Commander-in-chief. But I feel this aspect of the Obama Administration is overplayed in its order of importance. The policies this man will enact, from responsibly dealing with problems in the Middle East to taking care of middle-class and lower-income Americans who need help most, are even more important. The movement, the mandate for change and progress, and the call to national sacrifice and service, which has already been answered by Americans in droves, will leave a lasting impression on this country’s history. This movement begun by the next President of the United States will be remembered for years and will affect the world even farther into the future.

After observing at the polls all day Tuesday with some amazing attorneys, I watched the first few state returns from out east come in at the Students for Barack Obama office, then headed down to Monona Terrace for the big party. Governor Doyle and Congresswoman Tammy Baldwin spoke, and two huge screens showed CNN and MSNBC competing to see who could satisfy the nation’s appetite for a winner fastest.

The last time I had been at Monona Terrace prior to November 4 was back in October of ‘07, when Craig, Andy, Sondra and I took a day off school to hear the junior Senator from Illinois speak. That’s where I heard him speak in person for the first of what came to be many times, shook his hand, and got my copy of “The Audacity of Hope” autographed. I left so incredibly inspired my life has truly not been the same since. I refer to that life-changing day often, as it was the beginning of Barack Obama inspiring me to work harder each day for the benefit of my neighbors. 

On Tuesday, as CNN announced Virginia for the blue column, and declared Barack our 44th President, the Terrace positively erupted. Never have I seen so much joyous hugging, jovial jumping, and tears of sheer euphoria. Men cried and shouted, women screamed and sobbed. I am just now beginning to recover my vocals. 

I didn’t cry when they announced Barack won. I came close when John McCain spoke so eloquently, and the reality began to set in. For whatever reason, when MSNBC zoomed in on Jesse Jackson crying, I broke down with him. It’s not often a man can break down sobbing in a room full of other people. It helped that half of us dudes had tear-stained cheeks.

Later that night, at a friend’s house, surrounded by fellow Obama volunteers, one of my friends got off his phone and shouted “Come on everyone, we’re going to Library Mall. NOW!!”

As we left the apartment, I could hear cars honking and people chanting. Our group merged into a swarm of students, continuously streaming towards Library Mall on campus. Once the throng reached the courtyard, I could hear cries of “Bascom Hill!” At this point, we all were totally awed.

The group crossed the street, stopping cars, climbed over a chain railing, and began the ascent to Bascom Hall. We filled the hill, with people spilling downwards onto Library Mall. The throng of people, estimated at well over 3,000, began chanting “Yes We Can!” and singing rounds of “Na na na na, good bye Bush!”

I looked down the hill and the symbolism hit me–a spontaneous movement of people had peacefully marched from the State Capitol up to the statue of Abraham Lincoln. 

As the throng went back down the hill to State Street, I stayed behind and ran into three important friends, staring down at the people. We embraced, commented on how we would be able to hear these miraculous voices until we died, and took in the meaning of that night. I broke down into tears of joy, again, then left to rest up for a new day.

I will never forget that day, that night, as long as I live. I am grateful for all the people I could share it with, and all the people who made it possible, and the person who sparked the movement.

To everyone who voted, volunteered, debated, and listened: thank you. We are all part of something much bigger than ourselves, something that will be around long after any of us are. Let’s keep this movement marching. It’s good to feel hopeful.

America's 44th First Family Grant Park, Chicago, IL, November 4, 2008

America's 44th First Family (minus the puppy); Grant Park, Chicago, IL; November 4th, 2008